Scene: I sit on the living room floor, working on my laptop. Having just finished a run, I am now waiting for the shower which is in use by roommate who has just woken up. The time is 1:14 pm.
Me: Oh, so you aren't dead.
Roommate: No! But I had the most excellent sleep, and a great shower. I definitely just used up all the hot water. It was amazing!
Me: Sounds like a good morning
Roommate: It was awesome.
Me: Well, glad you enjoyed it. I don't feel so bad for not waiting for you this morning. I went for a run.
Roommate: Yeah, I noticed.
Me (carefully not giving "the look"): Ha ha.
Roommate: Not that you smell! I mean...you just...look like you've gone for a run.
Me: Right. Regardless of smell, I should still probably have a shower.
Roommate: Yes. Yes you should.
Roommate: ...I just used up all the hot water.