Scene: hotel room. Middle of great vacation. S is on laying apathetically on the bed, with iPhone again.
K: Wow, you sure look enthusiastic. This vacation must be so depressing.
S: Yes, I'm horribly horribly depressed and everything is terrible. I hate life. I would kill myself except that I'm too lazy to get off this bed. It's ok though. There's an app for that.
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