Showing posts with label Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Quotes. Show all posts

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Random Silliness

Did I mention that an excellent and silly time was had by all on this tour? Here is one of my favourite exchanges.

Scene: A private tour bus filled with 30 odd musicians (pun intended). Driving near the water, the bus passes large, distinctly conspicuously yellow piles of sulfur.

Q: I wonder what do they do with all that sulfur?

A: Make Sulphites
A: Make matchsticks
A: Make lots and LOTS of matchsticks
A: Sulfur Sandwiches

"You guys really can't give me a serious answer, can you?"

No...sorry...we really really can't.

Friday, May 7, 2010

Quote of the Day

"They say curiosity killed the cat, but...you only live once!"

Talk about mixing metaphors.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Quote of the Day

"You don't need to practice, you've already got the gig!"


I know it's an old joke, but...sigh.